I recommend

You, the young artist exiled from her motherland into the cold and artistic bowels of london, the city which has seen a million ascents and falls from grace, the virulent city-face of culture and the cradle of western civilization

Me, a sardonic malcontent from the old continent, a nobody with a heart of gold and brain of wood, burning through sleepless nights with ink and quill, re-defining things which need no re-definition and leaving a smouldering imprint onto the literature of tomorrow

Thomas Uncles: The Story of the Decade! The Affair of the Century!

or some "we sound awesome" time